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So I Married an Axe Murderer

Feb. 26th, 2006 | 12:37 pm

I don't know what's stranger; that our TiVo records every showing of "So I Married an Axe Murderer" that comes on, or that it's on like a dozen times a week.

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Feb. 26th, 2006 | 08:53 pm

One of my favorite excuses from the kids, and one I've admitted using in jest as an adult, is of the form:

"Are you splashing around in there?"
"No! The water is splashing."

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